Luxury Waterfront Condo (Price Reduced Again)

Welcome to your glass-and-drywall opportunity to witness the great condo correction from the inside. This 2-bedroom, 2-bathroom Humber Bay unit features breathtaking views of Lake Ontario, Toronto’s skyline, and your vanishing equity.

Property Features

• Interior: Open-concept layout perfect for echoing regrets; premium finishes chosen by someone else’s Pinterest board
• Kitchen: Stainless steel appliances, quartz countertops, and cabinetry designed to impress real estate agents
• Primary Suite: A surprisingly large bedroom—ideal for pacing while checking Redfin in smaller cities
• Outdoor Space: Balcony with unobstructed views of Lake Ontario, other overpriced condos, and your financial anxiety
• Building Amenities: Concierge who pretends not to hear your arguments, a fitness center no one uses correctly, and a party room used exclusively for condo board meetings

Location Highlights

• Direct access to the Martin Goodman Trail (great for jogging away from responsibility)
• Steps from Humber Bay Park, where dogs outnumber humans
• Close to cafés, boutique gyms, and reality-avoidance opportunities
• Transit accessible, if you enjoy passive-aggressive eye contact on the TTC
• A theoretical “minutes” from downtown Toronto (traffic says otherwise)

Additional Information

Professionally staged and carefully lit to mask the impending depreciation, this condo features floor-to-ceiling windows perfect for watching thunderstorms and real estate trends roll in.

Includes one underground parking space and a storage locker to house your optimism. Monthly maintenance fees are reasonable—for now.

Perfect for professionals, downsizers, or optimistic buyers who haven’t read the news.

Act fast. Or slowly. The price is going down either way.